You better get secretarial work or get married."
--Emmeline Snively, advising would-be model Marilyn Monroe in 1944.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
15 failed predictions about the future
Ebay tips
I am continually amazed at how many people incrementally bid up an item they want six days before an auction is over. It's like watching someone walk around with a switch unknown to him flipped permanently to stupid
Friday, September 18, 2009
World's Best Food
- Vietnamese - Pho Xe Lua
- Steak - Ben & Jack's
- Japanese - Yakitori Tory
Friday, August 14, 2009
10 Things We Don't Understand About Humans
Don't know 'bout you, but i'm quite fond of our laughter, dreams, and bizarre urge to swap spit.
False Fruits
Strawberries, you will be glad to know, are a 'false fruit'. Which seems reasonable enough. But at this point a small doubt started to grow in my mind... what, actually, then, was a real fruit? Oranges? No, they're a modified berry. Bananas? Leathery berry. Plums? Drupe -- fleshy bit with one stone inside.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Multi-tasking, now in game form
It will either blow your mind or make you want to blow your brains out.
Friday, May 29, 2009
I Like...
I had the biggest laughs at episode 4.
Workplace situation: the company installs new motion sensors (for room lights, drinking fountains, paper towel dispensers, etc.)
Absurd: the new sensors can't see black people. They're working on it, but "in the meantime, they'd like to remind everyone to celebrate the fact that it does see Hispanics, Asians, Pacific-Islanders, and Jews."
Rational solution: Since reinstalling the old system costs too much money, the company hires minimum-wage white folks to follow black employees around and activate the sensors. The solution is called "Project White-shadow".
Watch the episode here.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Teenage Textaholics
American teenagers sent and received an average of 2,272 text messages per month in the fourth quarter of 2008, according to the Nielsen Company -- almost 80 messages a day, more than double the average of a year earlier.My friend recently broke up, got back together, and re-broke up with his girlfriend over hours of conversation over many days, all over text message. I just shook my head, and told him to mail me a letter with the details.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
For public-transportation-using NYers
Put in an address and you get a map of how far away everything is using the subway. 15 minutes, forty minutes, two hours -- all set up with nice little colors. That's pretty easy, I think. Triptrop can help you find a convenient place to live. It's also a nice way to tell your friend to stop inviting you to the purple part of the Bronx, or to prove that the G isn't actually that bad.
Happiness? Yes, please.
What Makes Us Happy? asks Joshua Wolf Shenk in the June 2009 issue of The Atlantic. The article is a dual biography of two intertwined entities, a long-running study of 268 Harvard men and the study's long-time principal investigator, George Vaillant. The study was started as a way to determine how people lived successful lives. Valliant's main interpretation from decades of study is that how people respond or adapt to trouble correlates with their healthy aging.
At the bottom of the pile are the unhealthiest, or "psychotic," adaptations -- like paranoia, hallucination, or megalomania -- which, while they can serve to make reality tolerable for the person employing them, seem crazy to anyone else. One level up are the "immature" adaptations, which include acting out, passive aggression, hypochondria, projection, and fantasy. These aren't as isolating as psychotic adaptations, but they impede intimacy. "Neurotic" defenses are common in "normal" people. These include intellectualization (mutating the primal stuff of life into objects of formal thought); dissociation (intense, often brief, removal from one's feelings); and repression, which, Vaillant says, can involve "seemingly inexplicable naivete, memory lapse, or failure to acknowledge input from a selected sense organ." The healthiest, or "mature," adaptations include altruism, humor, anticipation (looking ahead and planning for future discomfort), suppression (a conscious decision to postpone attention to an impulse or conflict, to be addressed in good time), and sublimation (finding outlets for feelings, like putting aggression into sport, or lust into courtship).
It sounds like being "normal" has less to do with subsisting healthy behavior and more to do with behaving in a way that makes people like you (see above: normal = not "isolating, not impeding intimacy). And "normal" seems to involve "dissociation", "repression" and "failure to acknolwedge input from a selected sense organ".
Err, I guess it's true, Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Thought of the Day
Obviously language developed as a way of communication, which is a necessity all living beings have evolved to accommodate. Animals communicate with vocal (birds), scent (skunks), and body (peacocks). But man has employed his flexible tongue & larynx into language, with its unique arsenal of words, words, words.
This arsenal, however sophisticated, only highlights its own limitations. The words, "Yeah I'm having a great day." are not meaningful in it's own right. It could mean:
- "Yeah! I'm having a great day!" with a smile = joy.
- "Yeah I'm having a great day." with an eyeroll = sarcasm.
- "Yeah, I'm having a great day."over the watercooler at work = absolutely meaningless.
And you distill the sum of all your senses into, "This is nice."
Monday, March 2, 2009
iTunes U: The U is for edUcation
iTunes U is a part of the iTunes Store featuring free lectures, language lessons, audiobooks, and more, that you can enjoy on your iPod, iPhone, Mac or PC. Explore over 75,000 educational audio and video files from top universities, museums and public media organizations from around the world. With iTunes U, there's no end to what or where you can learn.
That way you can balance that Britney Spears album with a podcast from the University of Oxford.
Downsizing Hits Girl Scout Cookies
"It's shorter. It's smaller. It's an ounce less," laughs customer Suzanne Taylor.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
New York, New York
Having lived here beyond the "novelty" period, i must admit it's easy to take The City for granted. It's not that i've seen it all, not even close. I've barely made a dent on the most fundamental of NYC to-dos. But see, it's not that there's no novelty left, it's that we lose the energy to explore it: "Ehh. It'll be there tomorrow. I'll do that later. Sure, maybe next time."
But here, we pay a price for the laziness, the too-cool-for-school attitude (which NYC nurtures), because the pace is unforgiving & unrelenting. The list of things i've missed out on would stretch for miles, and and a good portion of that is regretful. So it's good to see composites like this that capture how spectacular a seemingly unspectacular moment can be. And, for me, it reminds me that i live in the one city in our one world, where every moment, however mundane, can make beautiful spectacular history.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Let Me Explain...
Watch the 2:04m mark and you'll understand why.